RE:Your Song About My Client Delilah

I'm sure that most of you have listen to the song "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White Tees. But have you heard of the parody?? It's so darn funny the first time I heard it. It's one of my favourite songs in 2007!

Initially, we were told that the song was written by one of the band members, Tom Higgenson's to his girlfirend, Delilah.Awww..How sweet and romantic...

Well, truth to be told, Delilah wasn't Tom's girlfriend, she wasn't even interested in Tom. She only met Tom at a party. And Tom thinks Delilah is kinnda attractive, so he wrote a song about her. She actually got so sick listening to the song..In the gym,the supermarket etc, she couldn't take it anymore and decided to sue Tom for intruding her life. Well,something liddat lah...

So, her lawyer, decided to respond to Tom by creating a parody of the song..And voila...the emergence of RE: Your Song About My Client Delilah. Here goes the lyrics...

RE: YOUR SONG ABOUT MY CLIENT DELILAH
Parody of "Hey There Delilah" by Plain White T's (Higgenson)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

Dear Mr. Higgenson: It's me, Delilah's lawyer
I am writing to inform you there's
A third restraining order
In effect
The first two haven't stopped you yet
She's quite upset

May I remind you, Tom, my client doesn't like you
Yet you keep composing songs for her
Which means you have the IQ
Of a brick
You couldn't "hit that" with a stick
Please seek help quick

Oh, we're watching you, you creep
Oh, we're watching you, you creep
Oh, we're watching you, you freak
Oh, it's what we do all week
All the stupid week

Do not address Delilah's mother as a MILF and
Please desist from mailing puppy dogs
And photos of yourself in
Plain white T's
And next time put some pants on, please
Nice cottage cheese

My client's gone in hiding halfway 'cross the nation
But you evidently stalked her to
Her undisclosed location
In New York
You put it in your song, you dork
We're freaking torqued

Oh, were watching you, you creep
Oh, we watch you when you sleep
Oh, we watch you when you eat
Oh, we watched you take a leak

A thousand miles seems pretty far
But you've used planes and trains and cars
And pogo sticks and Segways and a horse
But we've got warrants out for you
So, Romeo, if you try to
Go near her, you'll regret the choice, of course
There's lots of guys who'd gladly pay
To make your love song go away
They'll quickly take you down without remorse
With deadly force

Dear Mr. Higgenson: This isn't 'cause I'm jealous
That I left the band for law school while
You got rich with the fellas
With your song
Here's why I took this client on:
Like you, I've wanted her so long
So it's so nice to sue you, Tom
P.S. How's Mom?



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